how would u know u'r in GAZA‏

You know that you're from Gaza when you..-

-speak with the "bel gal" instead of "bel 2al"

- Reffer to Tomatoes as "Bandora ( bakam kilo el bandora ya 7ag) hhh"

- Cross the road at red

- Reffer to gum as "ledan"

- Know who "Dughmush" and "7elis" are.

- reffer to the car bumper as "backaks el gudamani"

- reffer to Chevrolet as "Shaffar"

- reffer to Peugeot as "Beejo"

- can name all the ingredients of Sumagiah

- catch yourself philosophizing and expertizing about the quality of the kabab and shawerma that you are eating

- have the habbit of tapping you'r windows just incase

- can tell the difference between an F-16 and an Apache missile by they'r sound

- speak in a volumex10 of a person from somwhere else

- are used to not having electricity for a long period of time

- are not woken up by the prayer calls in the early morning

- Say "O5!!!"

-say "abilla" instead of "embala"

- wait on the neighbor's goats to eat your grass instead of mowing it yourself

- refuse to use the sidewalk and walk in the middle of the street instead

- know the full name of every single person sitting at Roots and EL Dira on Thursday

- Reffer to a mobile as "Jawal"

- know the names of all the sons and daughters of Abu Qleq

- owned or know somone who owned a nokia 6600

- consider sonicbooms your alarm clock.

- call the Jawal company and start talking with them about life when you're bored and have no one else to talk to.

- know all the "shortcuts" as an alternative to Al Nasser Street which all end up taking longer.

- call eveyone "ya5o"

- consider "shata (felfel)" (red hot chilli)to be the sweetest meal

- know the names of all the Taxi Al-Kunouz drivers

- "Neela tnaylak" is one of your favorite comebacks

- have late-night cravings for Falafel Abu Talal or chneestsel Palmera!!

- care about ur reputation and prestige more than you're heatlh

- reffer to cake as "keeksa"

-are used to reserve a taxi and the driver asks you to take more persons on the road !! there is more to come...and if you have any suggestions...please add them xD

-only care about is when the ma3bar is going to open

-ur family is watching ALJAZZERA and listens to RADIO EL 7OREYA 24/7

- u call every1 3amo or 5alto

- consider taking math class in your teacher's bedroom and using his/her bathroom as perfectly normal

- know everyone n the city and everyone knows you

- are used to the fact that donkey carts have more rights under traffic law than trucks and cars (karret el 7mar 7a2ha b qanoon el sair abel 7a2 el sha7en)

-are used to coming across an old man and begin a conversation, similar to thisld man: eben meen enta ya 3ammiiiii?u: ana ya 3amme men dar "foolan"old man: eben meen fel "falayna" ya 3ammiiii u: aboyAA bekoon m7amad foolanold man: w esh begrablak mostafa "folaaan" eben m7mmad, elle ma5ed "foolana"..w hat e5las 3ad
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